University of Kentucky to end use of ‘Starship’ robots; effective immediately

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University of Kentucky to end use of ‘Starship’ robots; effective immediately

In a press conference with President Eli Capiluto on the morning of March 7th, 2022, Capiluto said that the use of the students’ favorite method of food transportation will be gone. This decision comes after multiple students sent these robots to his house in the middle of the night, continuously playing “You’re still the one” by Shania Twain. Capiluto said, “If these kids want food, they can walk and get it.” Students are planning to rally. We spoke with sophomore Bryce Mays, a leader for the rallies, who said, “Is this man crazy? Exercise is so overrated! They expect us to walk to class AND walk to get food? We won’t stand for this!” We will continue to update during this crisis.

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