Trump gets vampire teeth implants
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After visiting putin last week,democrat sources confirm,trump had his teeth filed down to resemble the count.he visited a castle in Russia putin owns which still contains the mummified corpse of a forgotten Russian hero named valshinsky draguvonsinki.he was over 8 feet tall and was rumored to drink the blood of his concubine whores as it gave him superhuman strength and the ability to make gold from lead.the visit to the castle was done in secret in the twilight hours,only sarah Huckabee sanders was invited to attend,with trump and the putin.she said "something happened as we entered the crypt containing the valshinsky remains,a fine mist enveloped us all in the room,and the whole place began to vibrate.so much so It made my contact lenses fall out,and afterwards trump said he was thirsty and demanded a bloody mary".his dentist was asked by our very own mike brazznootin about the vampire teeth rumor yesterday at his office in downtown d.c.,and of course, he declined to comment.but his dental assistant who needed the money we offered for information,was happy to oblige.she procured an empty box containing the wax molds which were made to construct trumps new vampire teeth.the teeth ar titanium overlays which fit into his mouth much like the common retainer for straightening ones teeth.well folks,it sounds very bizarre indeed but as we have seen thus far in his presidency.anything possible..
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