Michigan Man Wanted For Questioning Regarding Recent Rash Of Locsl Goat Molestations

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Wayne County Sherifs are looking for this man to question about his involvement and or knowledge, regarding several reports of goat molestations in and around the area. Reports indicate loud booming rhythmic sounds, followed be bleats of what can only be described as a mix of fear and exctasy coming from the darkened farm fields. One FlatRock resident, a Mr. Jacob Fineman, owner of Augustus the blue ribbon “talking” goat claims his goat kept bleating “OutLaw’d”. Mr. Fineman also claims on July 10th he heard a voice from his barn cackle and yell “you just got Outlaw’d” around 3am.

If you have any information, please don’t hesitate to contact your local farm bureau. This man is considered to be armed and legged, so approach with snacks.

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