A Heard of Rogue Elephants tramp over 100's ..

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Just reported a heard of Rogue Elephants trampled over 100's of protesters at a save the elephant march down the streets of New York City . It seems that the Elephants were spooked by the 3 blind mice that come running out of chasing him Mayor Bill de Blasio's from his office and startled the Elephants . It is reported that no Elephants were hurt and that only Mayor Bill de Blasio was taken to the hospital . Doctor Do Little said it may take days to get Mayor Bill de Blasio cleaned up , do to 100's of pounds of Elephant dung that was dropped on him . ... More up dates on this at the 11 o'clock news ..

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