Local Biker says he is the right man for the job

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Saturday 24 September 2059 54124 Shares

Local Biker Larry Godby (Kickstand) has decided to offer his services as a write in Candidate for Sheriff. Kickstand told this reporter he had chosen to run because "Y'all need a good candidate, One that won't lie to you. I will be available for bribes, I will let you talk me out of a ticket *Wink wink*' And I'll go chase the bad guy, If I ain't eating. Hell I'll be so crooked you will want to elect me to the Senate, But I won't lie to you".
You may remember Kickstand from his write in for Judge exe. When I asked him why he had decided to run as sheriff instead, he flipped me on the head and said " Think Mcfly think, I can ARREST the Judge and Then they will have to promote me". He then lit a cigarette, threw his beer on the ground,farted and left rubber from his motorcycle as he rode away screaming "AHAHAHAHA, I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY AND YOUR LITTLE JUDGE TOO" at the top of his lungs
Anyway write in Kickstand for Sheriff if you dare.
Anyway wr

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