DOJ STARTS DETAINING MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY WORKERS

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Monday 23 May 2059 11175 Shares

Jeff Sessions announced today that the Department of Justice will begin arresting and detaining the millions of employees of medical marijuana dispensaries and growers for violating Federal law.

"For more than a decade now, the elites and Washington insiders have prioritized the interests of certain corporate interests and activist groups over what is best for the American people."

"To those who wish to challenge the Trump Administration’s commitment to public safety, national security, and the rule of law, I warn you: illegally dispensing drugs will not be rewarded, but will instead be met with the full prosecutorial powers of the Department of Justice. To the Department’s prosecutors, I urge you: promoting and enforcing the rule of law is vital to protecting a nation and its citizens. You play a critical part in fulfilling these goals, and I thank you for your continued efforts in seeing to it that our laws—and as a result, our nation—are respected.”

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