Heather Brumback Nominated for Smartest Person Alive Award

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Heather Brumback Nominated for Smartest Person Alive Award

On July 16th, candidates will compete at the Pratt House for the honor of "Smartest Person Alive" award. One local, Heather Dobson Brumback, has been chosen to compete. She was chosen because of her ability to always be right, which takes superior intellect.

Heather has some tough competition. She's competing against some of the world's finest scholars. Competitors include Marshall Brumback, James Pratt, Debbie Pratt, Brittany Baumgarten, Mallory Morgan, Lindsey Bohannon Brown, Bryant T. Stanley, and a host of others.

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