Russ LIES OF LIGMA
Tuesday 26 October 2059 79418 Shares
Songwriter and rapper, “Russ” was pronounced dead 3 hours ago while on tour! “He was here and trynna bust a nut in a bottle of VOSS water and he collapsed before it could slip through” says Russ’s management. “Now we don’t have to listen to his yee hee a** songs anymore” Russ’s Mother, Mia Khalifa stated. This just goes to show how dangerous ligma actually is. To prevent your self or loved ones of ligma, you must follow these steps.
1. Don’t listen to Russ
2. Eat beans.
3. Kiss ya homie’s goodnight.
4. Bust a fat one in the McDonald’s bathroom everyday for 3 weeks
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