A greenock couple arrested in a late night fight

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A greenock couple arrested in a  late night fight

The police where called to a address in greenock late last night where a young by-sexual couple got arrested for police assault and a fray. Ryan keenan from dallmaly street amd Grant Mclure from greenock where caught in there shared home the police restrained keenan as mclure watched with satisfaction police say keenan alleged to touch an under adge boy who cant be named for legal reasons mclure said he just seen red and attacked the youngster screaming and slapping him to floor you will not be touching my fuck boyfriend come on come on lets boost iv just done this idiot.Keenan stood and watched the sickening attack till the pair went to flee keenan took it upon himself to take the young mams trowsers down and mclure explains as halarouse and turnd him in keenan also pulled his trousers down and lay on the youngster while mclure placed a microwave on the young boys chest area before turning it on and leaving but the youngster was on a curfew and police came to check and hears the noises of grunting and crying police enter and see keenan and mclure both naked with the youngster on the floor naked with a wicrowave on his chest both ran but where later located in a house in portglasgow where they struggled and resisted with oficers and assaulting 2 womam poloce officers scratching them to there injury

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