QUICK THINKING EMPLOYEE THWARTS ATTACK AT LOWES
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A quick witted employee at the Middletown, PA Lowes, put the kibosh on a possible terrorist attack there this morning by setting off the store's fire alarm system. Edwin Stockton, of Middletown, noticed a suspicious looking man trying to conceal a weapon as he wondered around the store. "I had seen him there before, casing the place, and I knew I had to do something to protect these people.", said Stockton. "I pulled the fire alarm, forcing everyone from the store, before he could yell, 'Allah ackbar', and start shooting the place up. My manager says I am a hero!".
During the previous incident, the police were called, but no evidence of criminal behavior could be found, and no action was taken. A person of interest, identified as Claude Pages Jr. (pictured), is being sought in the investigation. Police ask that if you have any information on his whereabouts, you contact them through their social media links.
No injuries were reported.
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