Teacher Reports Sexual Misconduct at Local School
Tuesday 26 October 2059 84436 Shares
Randa Eason heard strange sounds from a science lab closet. Upon opening the door, she found underaged teacher, Doogie Hauser, in an intimate embrace with a kangaroo embryo. Eason called PETA authorities, immediately. Traumatized Eason, relocated to a school that does not teach Science and became a vegan. Please contribute to her GoFundMe page.