Ghost of LTHS Identified
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The Ghost that has been terrifying LTHS for centuries has finally been identified as local basketball player and dab enthusiast, John Wetter. People thought he was a ghost because he was so pale but AP's caught him dabbing in the bathroom and figured out they could touch him. He was subsequently brought to the principals who offered to clear his record if they got lit. Local hottie Connor Earl who witnessed the incident said "yea you know Johns a good guy and all." But once John left, the principal started talking shit because he knew John couldn't take him in 2k. John promptly muted him. Varsity player Cade Bortle commented "he couldn't take the heat." John has not since been seen, only rumored to come out on weekends.
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