Girthy Student Gets Merked
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Popular student Maui Trevino also known as "Girth" was recently found dead in his studio apartment. He was found laying next to a 17 layer burrito and a black rectangle. The cause of death is uncertain, but authorities have hinted at an electric shock. His dime of a sister was quoted saying "I bought him a new drone and haven't heard him since." His Dad unfortunately was making his weekly trip to Mexico but still paid his respects by pouring out a bottle of Hennessy. STUCO is still searching for the culprit.
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