Local Asian Man has Seizure After Eating 341 Pieces of Orange Chicken

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Asian high school student Trevor Kan (nicknamed "slits") was just a hungry kid. Camera footage shows slits gathering his Chinese New Year money and purchasing 350 pieces of Orange Chicken. At first he was wolfing then down like a North Korean prisoner, but then he started shaking. And shook he did, sources cited that he was the cause of a 9.8 magnitude earthquake in his native country of Japan. Doctors say his stomach looked similarly like Hiroshima. His parents were quoted saying "??". The Coast Guard is currently on the scene.

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