Neshaminy website hacked, administration decides it more truthful than real page
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On Sunday, October 22, the Neshaminy High School webpage was hacked by juvenile delinquents. After careful review, district superintendent, Joseph Jones III, also known as Tres by his close personal friends, decided the hack was an actual improvement and more accurate than the previous page. Citing the football teams lack of talent, it was determined that they indeed should stick to building Lego forts after all. When reached for comment, alum and Pro-Skater Chris Cole said he'd "like to think that I learned something while at Neshaminy," however, he stated, "there is no way that was possible."
When asked about the name change on the website, Principal McGee stated that he doubts the hack had anything to do with the name Redskins and he feels that even though that might be offensive, it is nowhere near as offensive as being uncircumcised.
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