A Colorado man almost dies from a Dublin Ice Tea

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A Colorado man, Michael Johnson, is in critical but stable condition today after drinking what he believed to be a Dublin Ice Tea. Mr. Johnson was completely destroyed during a drinking contest last Wednesday while vacationing on the harmony of the seas cruise ship. The Dublin ice tea was made famous by world-renowned actor Darrel Smith Who completely destroyed Mr. Johnson while slamming the drink during the contest Mr. Johnson was so distraught he vowed to never lose again and went into training. Mr. Johnson was drinking what he thought was a Dublin Ice-T however it was 1040 Pennzoil. In usual fashion Mr. Johnson freaked out jumped up so quickly he caught his left testicle on the chair arm. However on a positive note the doctors believe they can reattach his left testicle however they believe his right testicle that has been kept and his wife's purse for the last 12 years is not salvageable.

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