Woman Caught Speeding In Toy Car

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A local woman was arrested on Friday for trying to drive a toy car on Route 287 at an accelerated rate. The woman was pulled over in Metuchen and given a field sobriety test, which she failed. She admitted to drinking 15 beers at a luncheon at Friendly's, which the officer found odd because Friendly's does not serve alcohol. She then broke down and admitted she had brought the beer in her car, and sat in the Friendly's parking lot and consumed all 15 of them. The woman was hauled away in the police cruiser, kicking and screaming repeatedly yelling "i am a graphic designer! i need to drink!"

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