Florida man swallows your mom for Valentine’s Day

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Monday 23 May 2059 10180 Shares

Allegedly, a 22 year old Florida man, George Sanders, went around eating your mom claiming it was his Valentine’s Day gift. Police caught him shortly after 12 year old, Alexandra Hakspen, called 911. Sanders went to court early yesterday, April 15th. He got sentenced to 1 year in prison for posing a threat to families.

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