Are you considered slow?
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Local car enthusiasts Ben Goodridge has one of the hardest times fitting in. Spectators say he has spent more money on car parts to go fast, but it’s leaving him with a slow car and a small bank account. If you wanna get out of the house and see some quality racing just hit Ben up and go to Mexico. Legend has it that if you offer to let Mr. Goodridge suck your c*ck that he will let you rape his car in the quarter mile.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.