Tyler “Gumpa” Barry

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Saturday 25 June 2059 32047 Shares

“Gumpa”. Also known as a humans ass. The bensalem Class Of 21’ Freshman quarterback has been reported as addicted to eating ass. He says “It rejuvenates me like electrolytes” and uses it as a substitute for Gatorade and quotes that “It makes my play like Tom Brady”. His teammates report to have not known anything about it and reportedly may not be able to play in the Last game of their season October 26th against Harry S Truman. Rumors say that he may be in cardiac arrest from eating too much ass. Hopefully we will see the quarterback return next season and ready to perform on the Varsity Field.

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