New business venture offering lonely ladies companionship.

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Entrepreneur Rory Allan has come up with an amazing business idea offering lonely single ladies the chance of companionship. For a small fee of £87.45, some quorum sausages and 3 cloves of garlic, Rory's company Hotel Honolulu Hotties will arrange for Rory to accompany you on a cut price deal to the Hotel Honolulu. While there he will organise fun packed activities such as 'mankini madness', pin the tail on the goat, body hair static electricity therapy, beard magic and the ever popular 'Budgie smuggler ballet' (see main picture). Check out Rory's website for more details www.honoluluhottiesgetsmackedbotties.com

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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