Sports: EHT '18 Grad Leads the State in Scooping Girls
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'18 grad Tyler "Scoop God" Valentino has a knack for getting girls to hop in his car. He is in the lead of all scoopers in the state with 9 scoops. He uses an ingenious tactic by targeting younger girls to "take a ride" with him. He possesses a charming personality to pursuade girls over text message or FaceTime, and his above average physical features contributes to Scoop Gods recent success. His recorded stats consists of 5 sophomores and 4 juniors (may be unrecorded data). A message to all sophomore boys: make sure T-Val is not in your girl's phone before it's too late!
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