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Looking for someone to blow your shit or someone else's? Paul DeDios, 16, has been blowing shit for as long as anyone can remember. Your shit will be blown before he even says a word, by the look of his hairline, sloppy "ice" on his wrist, and short sleeves to reveal the average biceps. He will then begin talking about unnecessary topics that will indeed blow anyone's shit. He is available anytime between the hours of 2-7.

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