Local Bean Goes Deaf
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Local Beaner Danny Alvarado loves to escuchar la musica, but now it looks like he no longer can pursue his passion. Danny was in his room alone as usual listening to Logic on vinyl when suddenly his eardrum exploded into seven pieces. His family is very emotional, as only his gay brother Nicky commented "my brother only uses me for free food so I don't care". A funeral service for Daniels ear is being held Saturday.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.