Lakeway Native Believes he is a "Fucking Gorilla"
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Local teen Kyle Holubets appears to have been off his ADHD medication, being quoted Monday morning as to have said phrases such as "Zorn", "Ruck me Over", and "Shitting on your Chest". He has also been spotted wearing a gorilla mask and frantically poking people. If you see him, please notify local authorities.
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