Local teen freshman asher Webb transitioning into a toaster

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Local Fatman asher Webb is making an rather odd transition. In a couple weeks, he will have the procedure to become a toaster. Webb states," I like toaassst." And he believes that if he becomes a toaster, he can then eat all the pop tarts in the world and become the first toaster with diabetes-Ollie rap.

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