Facebook poking is now legally the same thing as sex

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Saturday 25 June 2059 29261 Shares

A new law has been passed making poking on Facebook the same thing as having sex. That means that you have added a notch to your head board every time you poked someone. And if you think you are still a virgin, sorry but you aren't anymore. The new law was passed today by the senate.so be careful when poking a relative or someone who is married because now those are legally the same as adultery and incest. And if you poke someone if the same sex you might as well come out of the closet because you are now legally gay.

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