Kim Jong Un: "I Support the NFL"
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Pyongyang, North Korea: Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea Kim Jong Un released a statement today in support of the NFL's protest against the National Anthem. "It is refreshing to see that even the highly-paid professional athletes of America can see through the sham of democracy. America's time is at an end. We will burn your cities, even as your fans burn their NFL merchandise, jerseys with your names and numbers on them, and even their season tickets. Soon, destruction will rain down. So be smart. Defy Trump and his ignorant travel ban. Come to North Korea. We have pretty girls here. You will live like kings! And you will have an anthem and a flag you can stand up for. In fact, we will insist upon it, or you will find yourselves strapped to the next missile we aim at Guam. And remember, EVERYTHING I do, I do it for you. Yes, that song is still a top ten hit here, just behind "I Am Kim Jong Un, Hear Me Roar".
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