Music review: new local bassist 'joe g' reportedly sucks..

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Shelly hanize- tn.com
New local bassist was heard 'riffing' and requested duct tape for his fingers. Claims made on scene said joe g was complaining that the rough bass strings 'hurt his fingies'. Other reports from the scene, had witnesses saying 'he sucked' and bass expert miles jones commented on twitter..'he has delicately manicured small hands, not made for bass playing'. Tn.com reached out to joe g to jam,to shine the light on the new bassist abilities,we could not reach him but local reports say he was 'grooming his bread then detaling his car. shelly h. Tn.com

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