Everything is now on a cob!

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Holy shit! Get in the ship, everything is on a cob the whole planets on the cob, GO, GO, GO, GO!

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Peyton Manning, Straight outta retirement
Closing all Family Dollars
IPhone x blows up
The Baltimore ravens
Wright Township to plant sorghum on soccer/ lacrosse field as well as all open spaces in Wright Township Municipal park
Giant to shut down
No More Snickers
IAC
Hershey Chocolate to end final production next week
CSD to shut down all schools a week early due to roaches
Schwarzenegger to be on the next Presidential Ballot.
Duke Energy closing own plants
BREAKING NEWS: "Auber-bama University" coming to Alabama?
Walmart in Marion closing its doors
City workers getting their notice to find a new job
All Walmarts 75 off Whole STORE
Facebook Will Soon Start Deleting The Accounts Of Those Who Share FAKE NEWS!!!
National High School Wrestling rules change; To prevent injury...addition of ropes.
World is ending as we know it.
Cooking war started on WMU Campus
Theft
Reses penutbutter cups are gonna be removed from every single store
Wect
PROTEST NOW! Bring back Juanita's Truckstop!
Wamart closing all stores worldwide
REEFER MADNESS! Crazed Old Man Creates KPIG Hysteria With Fake News
Motorcycles to become outlawed
CTA going up on fare
Zombie Wolves are loose in Siberia!!!
The Walking Dead cast is on strike
Trump Ends Food Stamp Benefits Dec 1, 2017
Urban Meyer gets fired from Ohio State
Singer Marylin Manson set to visit Shelby NC
303 Bar & Grill Will Be Demolished
All twin lakes systems will be removed november 1st
BIG CLEARANCE SALE WALMART