Christopher Woody Eaten by Land Shark
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In the wake of Hurricane Irma, Chris Woody was walking his 3 pound Pomeranian dog down the sidewalk as he did every night before his supper of grits, gravy, and calf liver. When out of nowhere a large land shark came out from behind a large oak tree and ate Mr. Woody in one big gulp. Princess, the small dog, was able to escape unharmed and is now resting at the local shelter.
Land sharks are common after hurricanes and they are sucked up from the sea and deposited in cities across the state. If you see a land shark, DO NOT APPROACH, call your local authorities and run.
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