FARMTOWN ADDICTS

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FARMTOWN ADDICTS

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE FARMTOWN ADDICTS ARE SUBJECT TO FARMTOWN JAIL FOR UP TO 1 YEAR. IF YOU ARE CAUGHT NOT SLEEPING , EATING OR TENDING YOUR CHILDREN AND DRIVING WHILE PLAYING FARMTOWN YOU FARMS WILL BE ON LOCK DOWN FOR UP TO LIFE

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

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