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DOLLAR GENERAL TO CLOSE ALL CHAINS!

Irma Causes Major Damage at Disney World

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We out of school til Oct 1

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Major Shoplifting

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Premier Property Services Fraud

For Bay Ridge man it's Win For Life

Victoria's Secret

Whole state of Colorado to be bombed by north korea

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The iconic Chris Metzen returns to Blizzcon 2017

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Local tugboat pilot

Houston County Schools closed Friday September 15

Paul McCartney really is dead.

Erie Beaches Permanently closed due to lack of funding

Cows milk causes hair growth

Local Teen Arrested

95 year old woman claims to be Jesus.

Expect it and recieve it

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Dead rat found in Pepsi can!!!

Magic Kingdom's Monorail Takes a Deadly Spin

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Jersey City biggest Heist

Marion County Hunting Season Cancelled