DYLAN JOBES CAUGHT LITTERING!!!

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DYLAN JOBES CAUGHT LITTERING!!!

On the 11th of January 2024 Dylan JOBES was caught leaving tuna butties at Clifton street bus stop in the early hours of the morning. Furthermore when confronted about the situation he proceeded to cement an elderly aged pensioner to to the nearest lamppost with Tescos finest microwave mash. When police arrived at the scene there was a two hour stand off with mr JOBES, he proceeded to strip naked and run to the nearest pub. After he had found one he proceeded to find the nearest pool table and attempted to put the 8 ball up his anal cavity whilst screaming, “ you don’t know who my dad is, it’s LUKE LITTLER” said mr jobes. finally the situation was de escalated after Dylan jobes choked the wrapper of a cheese string multi pack.

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