Some girl is obsessed with this man
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"I caught my daughter the other day worshiping some fictional capitalist guy from a video game she likes. She's also written some rather unholy things about him on Google Docs. Why must my child be like this." , said some random ass mother who contacted us just to tell us about this while we have better things to talk about.
The mothers daughter said "Holy shit I love this guy he's just so hot omg omg omg omg I want him to brutally murder me and-", our writer couldn't even type out the rest of what she said, it's that bad.
We have no idea WHY and how she started obsessing over this guy, and we, do not fucking care.
Update: The mother of this horrifying creature of a child has told us she looked through her daughters diary and HOLY SHIT WE ARE ALL FUCKING TRAUMATIZED. Seriously this girl's obsession with this guy is REALLY that bad.
ANOTHER unneeded update: The FBI looked through the horrifying childs search history, once again IT'S STILL BAD.
Once again, ANOTHER FUCKING UPDATE: The creature has been sent to a mental asylum, where she belongs. Humanity has been saved, now we can talk about Micheal Jackson's killing spree.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.