Immigrant caught crossing the border, Brownsville TX
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Today’s latest news is an immigrant caught crossing the border. But this isn’t no ordinary immigrant, she is Jasmine Flores. Better knows as her alias , La ruffles, La Rastra pastas, Chopstick’s. She is wanted for not washing her feet and rastreando her patas , which creates a stench of ruffles chips which can be toxic to the human lungs & potentially be fatal. She has been the down fall of over 100 lives. Border patrol and the FBI have taken over the scene and are wearing hazard suits. Her feet are set to amputated very soon by court order.
Tonight’s news, I’m Tom tucker & goodnight.
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