No more sports
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The University of Kentucky has decided to shut down all physical sports until further notice. The president of the University had this to say during a press conference “Sports like football, basketball and all of those other sports are way to dangerous for our generation, I had a buddy in 3rd grade break his finger playing tee ball and ever since then, I made a vow to put a stop to this disgusting violent thing we call sports. I am shutting down every sport and extra curricular that poses a threat to our students, the sports remaining are chess, golf, and archery”. We are just as disappointed about this as you are, they are trying to get rid of everything we love and enjoy but unfortunately there is nothing we can do about it. Soon, all sports everywhere will be gone and football, basketball, baseball will all be a thing of the past.
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