Two Green Lake Men Arrested for Indecent Exposure
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Sheriff's Deputies were called out to a disturbance off the shores of the Heidel House Resort in Green Lake WI., Thursday night. Witnesses said that two extremely drunk men in a boat were making lewd gestures with their fishing poles in plain site of some local children who were swimming nearby. When asked by other bystanders to stop what they were doing, the two men started to then perform a simulated sexual act with an extremely small Northern Pike while screaming such profanities as, "F**k You Burns!" and "Trump Won!".
Keith Lorentzen and Mark Cielak were then brought into custody and arrested on charges of indecent exposure, domestic disturbance, and violating local wildlife.
Mrs Heidel, who owns the Resort, said that in her twenty five years of being on the lake, she has never seen this type of behavior before. "It's a shame when you see right wing fishermen couples from the trailerpark like that lose it in front of everybody", she said, "They were obviously very distraught over the recent election and it somehow turned into a sexual aggression against the local wildlife".
The two men are believed to be weekend lovers at the trailer park across the lake and were each being held on $50,000 bond.
After several attempts, Michael Burns could not be reached for comment.
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