Youth football’s Coach arrested For Explicit Haircuts

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Youth football’s Coach arrested For Explicit Haircuts

Late evening Tuesday at 6:30pm a arrest warrant was served in South Fulton, Ga for Xavier Carter aka Coach Zay and his conditioning coach John Brown of the Hapeville Bounty Hunters 7u football team, for cutting explicit images in two 7 year old players hair. The boys, who parents wanted them to remain nameless, was in virtual school when the teacher noticed their haircuts and notified the proper authorities. After investigating the complaint from the teacher, Ms. Shunda Focused, the Fulton county sheriff’s department issued 2 arrest warrants for both coaches, for Cruelty to children and sexual exploitation of a minor, both coaches faces up to 10 years in prison and both is being held in the Fulton county jail. Coach Zay bond is $15000 while Coach Brown is being held without bond because this is his 3rd offense. When questioned by reporters for the reason of the haircuts, Coach Zay replied “Fuck them kids and whoever dnt like it”. When Coach Brown was asked about his prior chargers, he stated “I was 21 and she was 16 and we loved each other..get them cameras out my fuckin face”. Hapeville recreation has fired the conditioning coach from coaching at their park but kept Coach Zay coaching cause of his winning record and 3 national championships. Both 7 year olds switch teams and now play for the Falcons United.

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