Jabrill Peppers Sprouts Horns in Forest HIlls!
Sunday 25 July 2059 16982 Shares
GRAND RAPIDS MICHIGAN - A horned creature closely resembling Jabrill Peppers has been captured just off of Bird Avenue in Grand Rapids Township.
The local village women were screaming, “it’s Satan! It’s Satan!“
This is NOT true. The true story is much more exciting.
Peppers is known for always pushing sports science ahead at a dizzying pace. This time, he has outdone himself.
While trialing A new sports supplement, some thing incredible happened. He cut his 40 yard dash time in half, and the only side effect was horns!
Good luck on getting a helmet to fit, though.