Donut Mangler / Loose Goose

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Friday 03 December 2059 8166 Shares

Police are searching for a man driving a light blue newer model chevy pick up 2 wheel drive.. It is alleged that this man hit a goose on rt 104 and as the man behind the pick up pulled on the side of him to tell him to pull over it is said the man driving the pick up looked "as happy as a kid in a candy store with a donut hanging out of his mouth". It is also alleged that the man with the donut quickly get off at the next exit with no concern for the goose. If anyone sees the donut mangler please call troopers immediately. Police ask that you do not try to talk to him alone because when he has donuts there is no telling what he will do next

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