Goth Whippet Found

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Tuesday 24 May 2059 60732 Shares

On April 12, this creature was brought in to an animal hospital to be identified. As researchers dug deeper into the case, they concluded that this species has never before been seen. Experts have identified the specimen as a “Goth Whippet”. Later research in the local town concluded that the creature belonged to a woman named Deelana Borden. She calls the creature her child and says that it behaves very much like a human and has a strong attatchment to nicotine. The creatures name, according to the owner, is Alena. The creature can be found in various parking lots in the local town such as the local high school and ice cream parlor “Sno-biz”. If seen, please return the creature to its owner as it is very high-maintenance and must be attended to at all times.

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