By from Caerphilly had a fight with dildo

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29th October 2017. A boy from the hills of Caerphilly gets his nose butchered by a dildo and now goes by the name of ‘Dildo Dan’ Police are wanting eye withnesses and believe another male was involved. The Met Police would like to talk to the man in question about what happened. ‘Dildo Dan’ is now in custody and waiting to be questioned. Please contact 101 if you witnessed anything on the 29th October 2017. His mum wants her dildo back.

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