Local Obion County Man Wanted For Eating Ass

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Sunday 28 November 2059 50191 Shares

Local Obion County Man Wanted For Eating Ass

Local Obion county man Joe Nelson is now being searched for on warrants of eating ass. Witnesses day that Nelson has been eating ass here lately , and it's disturbing. Victims include 7 Far chicks , and an old lady. The old lady filed the report , saying that Nelson helped himself to a peanut butter sandwich after eating that ass. This was not part of the agreement. If you see Nelson , call your local Walmart. He answers to "Joe" "Food" and "Beer". Friends and family say if you hold a sign saying " free ciggerettes" Nelson will show up in no time.

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