Breaking News! Blockbuster Trade by NY Jets.
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Sources inside the NY Jets offered a Blockbuster Trade offer to the NY Giants for Eli Manning, giving up Christian Hackenburg, The 2016 2nd round Draft choice along with the 2018 1st Round Draft Pick and a conditional 4th round pick.
With painful 25-20 Loss to the Atlanta Falcons, The NY Jets still see the Playoffs as a strong possibility in a weak division. Insider source "It's do or die at this point" We feel all the pieces are in place for a Superbowl run, except for the Week 17 game at New England. We feel that Eli Manning's Veteran performance against the Tom Brady led Patriots will give us the advantage for paying such a high price.
We sent a beat reporter down to the Basement to get some Fan Reactions. Melanie Hazer kept giving us the middle finger. Mark Wilson just kept screaming "Dafuq G-Fam!?!?" It was noted that the tears were more than 1" deep and rising quickly, Somebody should order a Sump Pump for them.
That's a bold move Jets, We'll see how that works out.
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