Donald trump resigns
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Donald trump said this early morning that he quits and that he hates America. Allegedly he said that he thinks Americans are stupid and to liberal for him.
Leading atterny of shining my wheels corporation said that he wish he could shine the wheels of "the trump" and throw a horse at his head.
CNN Anthony said that he thought trump was life after their consensual affair. Nobody understood the great change in Anthony's head so rue Paul knew something was up and accused anthony of shining trumps wheels.
Kim Jon un said that he lowered his war heads because of the resignation of "the trump" we did not understand why he hates trump so much.
So Fox News said that it was CNNs fault for the world hating trump so a dog ran up on Fox News set and sacked them and asked them for "the money" they claimed they had an affair.
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