Chandra Gebbia Unanimously Confirmed "Babeliest Babe of All Babes"!

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29 OCT 17 - Elizabeth City, NC

Let this day and each day after, be it known, that Chandra Gebbia of Elizabeth City, NC has been named "Babeliest Babe of All Times" by the Council on Babeography. The World Babe Organization has just announced that Mrs. Gebbia is indeed "Babeliest Babe". She meets all of the requirements as set forth in the ancient manuscript "Constitutionalis Legis Babliosi", that very few candidates in modern history have ever met.

The Prefect of the Council of Babeography was quoted as saying "She is ABOVE AND BEYOND what we look for in Babeliness." One of the judges, who wishes to remain anonymous, stated that he never even DREAMED that he would ever meet such an outstanding example of the Babely arts.

"All Our judges were pleasantly surprised at the level of Chandra's unparalleled skills and abilities as a Babe. We were just astonished! We're all excited for Mr. Gebbia, who's lucky enough to be her undeserving but lucky spouse, now that he and his wife, Chandra D. Gebbia, can now finally put their little argument to rest. We proud to help out in this situation. It was very easy to do and so very obvious to everyone, that Chandra is and will always be the Babe to beat! God broke the mold when he made Mrs. Gebbia."

The Council on Babeography for the World Babe Organization is THE TRUSTED SOURCE for then entire world on Babeliness and we trust their decision and we applaud their decision. I'm sure it was an easy choice, once they gathered all the information they needed about Mrs. Gebbia. The Council even said that Mrs. Gebbia's Babeliness goes all the way back to June 5th 1972, when she snatched the title away from her husband John, who had held the title since October, 12, 1962. There hasn't been anyone alive that can hold a candle to Mrs. Gebbia and her Babeliness. We are so proud of her! Finally, she has received the recognition she so rightfully deserves!!!

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