Dutch woman fights off a 20ft crocodile

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Monday 08 August 2059 13038 Shares

Brave Dutch woman Hanneke Kooloos from Rotterdam bravely fought off a 20ft crocodile that was in a death roll with her friend Laura Smith from Bristol.
Laura had gone into the river for a pee when the monster came up behind her and bit into her rear end before then taking Laura into a death roll under the water.
Brave Hanneke Jumped into the water without a though for her own safety and poked the crocodile in the eye then bit the beast on the nose making it release Laura. They both then rushed out of the water.
Laura said “I can’t thank Hanneke enough for her bravery and for tending to the bites on my arse”
Brave Hanneke Said she would do it again if she had to.

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