MHS Varsity Football Players Suspended for Sexual Misconduct

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Players from the Monahans Varsity football team have been suspend for engaging in sexual ordeals. Fred Howard, coach for the Loboes, walked in on several seniors and juniors participating in what he said resembled an “orgy”. All players involved have been removed from the team and will not return until this behavior is sure to not happen again says head coach Mickey Owens. “We don’t put up with that sh*t!” Commented offensive coordinator Christopher Simpson. Players will remain unnamed and unable to play until they undergo “sexual reparations” says the coaching staff.

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