Local Thot Trying to Make a Quick Buck gets More Than a Fuck
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Lake Travis attendee Jelena was just looking for some easy cash. Coincidentally, local pocket pussy dealer Peyton Walinsky was super horny and offered to pay. Jelena promptly agreed, but before she knew it, Peyton had busted 924 times in a minute. He currently holds the world record for most busts, only tying his previous record. When asked how he does it, peyton simply replied "I can only bust to huge thots, if she wants to have a stable relationship it's just such a turn off." We tried to interview Jelena but we could not understand her because of all the cum guzzling in her mouth. Future army ranger and current JROTC nigga Luke Hauptmeir is on the scene. We will keep you updated as this story progresses.
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